NASA Contract for Local Man
A special report from Science and Technology correspondent Alun Tudor Jones
A rare photograph of Mr W. unmasked.
The National Aeronautical and Space Administration has awarded an employment contract to a Bridgend man.
Mr W.
Known simply as "Mr W." for the moment, he hugely impressed the Americans on New Year's Eve with a magnificent display of pyrotechnic destruction, during which a fish and chip shop, supermarket and post office were annihilated with consummate ease.
Pluto
It is understood that Mr W. will lead NASA's latest project, "To Infinity and Beyond", which is designed to land a rocket on the planet Pluto. A NASA spokesperson declared, triumphantly, "We are delighted to have acquired the services of Mr. W., in the face of fierce competition from the Pentagon and NATO."
