Singing Superstar Sensationally Shocked, Bridgend Man Questioned

A special report from naturism correspondent Alun Tudor Jones

Only weeks after she announced that she wishes to set up home in Wales, singer and actress, Mogadonna, was stunned last night in a moment of naked nonsense. The Superstar, whose daughter Lourdes is to attend Howells School for Girls in Cardiff, had agreed to appear on stage at a local club in support of a charity. Midway through her act, a naked man ran through the crowd, in front of the stage and many feared for her safety.

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However, blushes were spared as local football legend, Michael Cox covered the man's peccadilloes with a blanket and escorted him into a convenient back room.

Chipolatas

Following a police interview with the man, it appears that he is a well-respected insurance executive. Known to his friends, as "Lord Trousers", he admitted, "I am sorry if I caused any offence. I had drunk rather a lot and the idea entered my head when I glanced at the little chipolatas on the buffet table."

Little

Ever forgiving, though rather shaken, Mogadonna declared, "I am sure that the man does not have a nasty streak, but the deed did show up his little shortcomings".

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"Lord Trousers" has been arrested following an incident at a cricket match, evidenced by a police photographer.